We’re already halfway through the first month of 2021. How? I don’t know. But we are.
To celebrate another week in the books, we’ve collected our favorite tweets of the week. Why? Because times are strange — very strange and kind of bad — and it’s helpful to laugh at some good posts. So, anyway, here they are, our 11 favorite tweets from this week.
1. Look at this work-skipping genius killing it
I’m checking temperatures today at work & this lady walks in, I check her temp she says loudly “YOU SAID MY TEMPERATURE 100 & WHAT? let me go home” y’all she really left😭😂 it was only 96😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— Josie💎 (@vision_josie) January 14, 2021
2. Oompa Loompa doopity pie
Oompa Loompas were the ultimate Monday Morning QBs. “Oompa Loompa doopity pie, I wouldn’t have eaten the berry that made you die” no shit
— Carly Rae Meatspin (@killakow) January 14, 2021
3. This is a perfect reference to James Harden and the U.S.’s second impeachment of the same president
Today on Twitter: James and the Giant Impeach
— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) January 13, 2021
4. Why would someone do this? Just…why?
5. Here’s an immaculate reference made during the whole State Department website, Donald-Trump-is-out-of-office-but-not-really fiasco
6. This meme is not wrong
7. HISTORY
8. I… it’s just…it’s perfect
9. Obligatory Dril tweet
girls will be like “oh big govt is orwell now” while having their DMs behind a totalitarian paywall & if we dont talk about that were fucked
— wint (@dril) January 9, 2021
10. This is a twofer but I needed to include “He’s fucking shredded, you slob.”
“He weighs 140 pounds, all muscle. He’s fucking shredded, you slob.”
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 9, 2021