Another week down and you know what means: We rounded up our favorite tweets!
Why? Because we’ve been doing it for months now. Hell, we even picked our 20 favorite tweets of the entire year.
So, yeah, please enjoy. Have a few laughs. Here they are, our 14 favorite tweets of the week.
1. Listen, you got to do what you’ve got to do when the hydroplane hits
2. The fact that this isn’t a bit or a joke is just plain wild. Who sits like this?
3. Tom Cruise jokes are good
4. And another Tom Cruise joke that is better than you’re imagining
5. The vaccine cannot contend with me either. I would like my shot now, please.
the vaccine needs to worry about what’s in me
— ily :’) (@SkHATERboi) December 16, 2020
6. A more disturbing vaccine tweet
7. Obligatory dril tweet
Day of Forgiveness: whilst you go about the holiday season, please today take time to Forgive a content creator who has yelled at you before
— wint (@dril) December 16, 2020
8. This is a nearly perfect synopsis of the Twitter experience
Say what you will about Twitter but its given an avenue for broken people to meet up with and break the previously unbroken 💕
— Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) December 15, 2020
I know it’s a different Batman and a different voice but I’m thinking of Christian Bale saying “so what, no fuckin’ ziti now?” in his deep-and-dark Dark Knight voice. https://t.co/wwf3qPQWHm
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) December 15, 2020
10. See what I mean? More good Sopranos jokes
11. This hits too close to home
12. Damn. Mom is cool as hell.
My mom just bought this gamer laptop but didnt want to be seen as a gamer so she made our lady of Guadalupe stickers to cover up the logo 😭😭😭 SHE USED THE GLOW AS A HALO FOR HER IM CRYING pic.twitter.com/clx6YeiG64
— smelly idiot (@milky_meal) December 16, 2020
13. True True True. Very True.
Me: i have a headache
WebMD: and it’ll be your last
— Uncle Jay💙 (@YRN_Jay15) December 16, 2020