Do you know what day it is? How about what time it is? No? That’s OK! Neither do I. All I know for sure is that it’s the year 2020, and everything feels never-ending.
If you’ve lost all concept of time or frequently have trouble remembering what day of the week it is — let alone when to eat food, drink alcohol, or stop working — you’re not alone.
Living the quarantine life, consuming a painful amount of news every day, and having essentially no use for 2020 planners has really messed with people’s heads. So if you’re one of the many people who can no longer comprehend time, here are 18 extremely relatable tweets to comfort you.
1. TFW you don’t know what time it is but you know you need more
I don’t even understand the concept of time anymore, but I know I need more of it.
— Marnely Murray | Martha’s Vineyard (@Marnely_Murray) July 7, 2020
2. Thoughts on a reward system?
I think there should be some sort of government scheme during Covid where if you guess the day of the week correctly on the first try you should get a prize
— Nicola Coughlan (@nicolacoughlan) June 11, 2020
3. Can’t believe March was 40 years ago
Between quarantine and summer, I haven’t known what day of the week it is since March.
— Chloé Lukasiak (@ChloeLukasiak) June 30, 2020
4. Are the results in yet?
Just asked my husband what day it is. He’s Googling it. I’ll get back to you all with the results.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 8, 2020
5. It’s just 2020
Time doesn’t exist anymore
It’s just 2020
What day is it?
2020What’s the time?
2020What month is it?
It’s 2020— The BKH – The IG Stories guy (@thebkh) March 27, 2020
6. Who has time for laundry though?
remember those day of the week underwear sets? I could really use those now cuz what day is it
— lauren ✄ (@laurDIY) April 18, 2020
7. This thread proves every day is a concept now
8. We’re trying
Would someone please tell me what day it is today as I’ve really no idea any more 🤷♀️
— Lily & Teddy 💖 (@goldenlily2017) March 31, 2020
9. At least Wine O’Clock still exists
10. Proof that time goes on
The only reason I know days are passing is because the dishes keep on a piling.
— Ashly Perez (@itsashlyperez) April 20, 2020
11. Today is Thursday
I love that Today is Thursday is trending. I appreciate it because honestly I don’t know what day it is anymore
— Brittny Pierre (@sleep2dream) March 19, 2020
12. Maybe we just stop trying to remember?
I honestly don’t care what day or what time is it anymore.
— Nkanyezi (@NkanyeziKubheka) May 2, 2020
13. It’s always bath o’clock, Busy
So. 3pm feels like 8pm but 11:30pm ALSO feels like 8pm and 7:30am feels like 5am unless maybe it just feels normal but I don’t know anymore what normal ever was or what time is or was and why is this happening wtf. Anyway. Is it too late for a bath?
— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) April 7, 2020
14. What food is next
What time is it and what food is next
— Travis Cottrell (@cottrelltravis) March 25, 2020
15. Listen to Siri
Me “Siri what time is it”
Siri “Does it really matter, though?”
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 23, 2020
16. Light and dark
There is no longer AM and PM. There is just “coffee time” and “wine time.”
— Sarah McCammon📻 (@sarahmccammon) April 1, 2020
17. “Burn” hits different in 2020
I finally understand what Usher meant by fiftyeleven days, umpteen hours.
— 🥶🦍 (@NewWxve_) April 11, 2020
18. Today is always today
Me: What day is it?
Wife: Today.
Me: What day of the week?
Wife: That’s as close as you’re going to get.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 3, 2020
Hope you all have a great whatever day it is today.