It’s Friday, which, to be fair, resembles most other days in the pandemic. It’s not like we’re headed out to the bars, or going to parties, or attending fun family gatherings — at least you shouldn’t be. But it is still Friday and that remains something to celebrate.
To ring in the end of the week, we collected some good tweets. Because that’s what I do on Friday around here and you deserve to laugh at dumb posts. So here they are, the 20 best tweets of the week.
1. I hate how much this resonates with me
I can use any piece of information to ruin my life for 1-3 days
— helena (@freshhel) February 17, 2021
2. Simple, catchy, and most importantly fucked up
if anyone wanted to go viral and get screamed at by a bunch of people on here, you could do a thread about how the best way to eat m&m’s is by swallowing them like a pill.
m&m swallow guy. simple, catchy, and most importantly fucked up. this is how it’s done folks ☝️
— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) February 18, 2021
3. Someone had to do it
4. I have no words for how clever this joke about Jokerfied Cruella is
5. Tag yourself, I’m Obediah Dilldock
6. The dream the terminally online will never accomplish
You know what the best part of my day is? It’s for about ten seconds from when I wake up to to when I login. Because I think maybe I’ll get up there and I’ll scroll the timeline and you won’t be there. pic.twitter.com/8V8D0WPXxF
— GOOSE (@GooseyMane) February 17, 2021
7. Speaking of Ben Affleck…
8. This is just a fact
Nobody writes songs about smelling sex and candy like they used to.
— Feed Me Bridgers™ (@TimDuffy) February 17, 2021
9. Obligatory dril tweet
my followers are always onm some god damn goofy shit; Theyre absolutely smoking that Urkel
— wint (@dril) February 17, 2021
10. Sir! Sir, get back to the Oval Office sir!
Why don’t you spend less time on the golf course and more time leading this country? You are our president, sir. It is time you start taking the job seriously 😡 https://t.co/yMNtrjsGAP
— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) February 17, 2021
11. Holding on with fingertips these days myself
12. And the best part?
13. This picture makes some points
14. Stupid brain, what good did it ever do me?
Brain: Wake up! You forgot to do a small task yesterday!
Me: Okay it’s the middle of the night but I did it! Can we go back to sleep now?
Brain: Well, as long as we’re up, I’ve got some complaints!
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 16, 2021
15. Another dril tweet
sending special kind of energy to my followers that is good/poweful energy normally but immediately becomes dog shit energy if you betray me
— wint (@dril) February 16, 2021
16. It’s…it’s so gorgeous
17. What’s that? Another dril tweet?! Yes.
18. Oh shit oh fuck
19. The nostalgia of this tweet is rude, frankly.
What is more romantic than having fries and black coffee at a diner because you’re a teenager?
— christopher chang 🙁 (@negnance) February 15, 2021