Saturday Night Live knows that Peloton’s inspirational instructors aren’t for everyone. That’s the inspiration for Pelotaunt.
Just like real Peloton workout machines, this line of screen-equipped stationary bikes beams instructors directly into your face. But they’re not here to coddle you and make you feel good. They’re here to break you down. Gaslighting. Insincere praise. Creatively brutal picture-in-picture feeds. You’ll keep on pedaling because you’re a pathetic sack of crap who won’t ever get in shape, and those instructors know it.