By now you’ve almost surely heard about the journey of Tessica Brown, the woman who used Gorilla Glue in place of hairspray. After appealing to the people of TikTok for help and going viral, Ms. Brown connected with a Los Angeles plastic surgeon who offered to fix her problem for no charge.
The whole affair feels like it was made for a Saturday Night Live sketch, and sure enough we now have guest host Regina King joining Kenan Thompson for a send-up of one of those cheesy legal ads. You know the ones, where a lawyer or two speaks awkwardly to the camera while equally awkward testimonials from past clients are peppered in.
The Commode & Commode law firm is ready to represent anyone who’s been adversely affected by the clearly-labeled-as-dangerous adhesive. And they want you to know one thing: “We are not stupid people.”