I remember exactly three things about this movie that aren’t Samuel Jackson saying how sick and tired he is of the snakes on the plane: First, when the snakes are first revealed, a woman who is trying to join the mile high club gets bitten on the tit and I’m pretty sure someone gets bitten on the dick. Secondly, the premise of the movie is extra stupid when you learn that hawaii doesn’t have snakes native to the island and it’s next to impossible to get snakes to the island, so its extra ridiculous to think that someone capable of importing a pallet of snakes to hawaii for the purposes of assassinating a plane full of people was incapable of finding some other method of killing one guy. Lastly, the only reason everyone lives is because Kenan Thompson’s character played a lot of playstation and was able to land the plane.

I’ve taken away 3 life lessons from the movie:

1) Any tit is a memorable good time when you’re a horny teenager, even if there’s a cobra hanging off of it

2) hawaii is the anti australia and sounds absolutely lovely

3) always fly with Kenan Thompson, he knows how to land a plane because he’s played a lot of playstation.