Here we are: Friday, baby. That means it’s time for good tweets.
Over here at Mashable we’ve been collecting our favorite tweets every week. Why? Why not, good reader.
We can, and we will, keep doing this. I will not stop. Even if you write me a personal letter begging me to please never blog about good tweets again, I will blog nonetheless. This is how I track time these days, please let me be.
So here they are, the 12 best tweets of the week.
1. Dad levels cranked all the way up to 11
2. “I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.”
BOSS: Can we expedite the end-of-day project set for tomorrow to later today?
ME (Photoshopping Gritty onto Mars like he’s Dr. Manhattan because it’s Gritty’s second birthday): Not sure where I’ll find the time. pic.twitter.com/VjNKNcVV6s
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) September 24, 2020
3. More Gritty
a mere two years since they announced gritty and everyone in philly said what the fuck and then the nation said what the fuck and then philly said fuck you gritty is a national treasure
— alyssa, from 6ft away, (@alyssakeiko) September 24, 2020
4. Personally, I cannot stop thinking of these tweets from my coworker
as far as i can tell the ancient greek religion was basically vanderpump rules
— Randy Tutelage (@Yelix) September 24, 2020
5. Such a sad goodbye
6. Wow, pretty specific, Joe
7. Really messed up, indeed
really messed up that once you finally reply to someone’s email, your reward is that they send you another email
— Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) September 22, 2020
8. Obligatory dril post
being a dumb ass is bad enough, but being a dumb ass, in 2020??? You fucked up big time
— wint (@dril) September 22, 2020
9. Look at this big boy
10. Such a metal beginning with such a steep drop off
11. He doesn’t even care
[watching jeopardy] he doesn’t actually care about the Magna Carta. He just wants the $800 that will help him win the game
— Lord Beef (@lordbeef) September 21, 2020