The Windows 95 keynote starts with candid, Real World-style confessionals from Microsoft employees and developers about their time working on the operating system. There are jokes about junk food, general hygiene, and even anecdotes about an employee who kept working despite a broken limb.

Then, it randomly pivots to now-Corporate Vice President Joe Belfiore mentioning that he hasn’t been dating much. He’s the only one they ask this question, which makes me ask: was Belfiore the Zaddy of Microsoft in the ‘90s?

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