Every summer needs a motto, and summer 2021’s has officially arrived.
In 2019 we said “Hot Girl Summer,” in 2020 we said “stay home, wear masks, and social distance,” and in 2021 — as fully vaccinated people plan to emerge from quarantine to safely reconnect with friends, family members, and beloved pre-coronavirus activities this summer — we’re all but screaming “vaxed and waxed” from the rooftops.
My mood this summer:
Vaxed and Waxed 😎
— downwiththethickness (@thee_thickness) April 15, 2021
That’s right, people. It’s only April, but “vaxed and waxed” has already emerged as *the* saying of the summer. People are tweeting the phrase, sharing the news with group chats, and adding the disclaimer to their dating app bios to let everyone know that not only are they fully vaccinated and ready to have a “Shot Girl Summer,” but they’re also waxed and ready to return to the dating scene.
Some may also associate “vaxed and waxed” with the “Snatched! Vaxed! or Waxed!” Saturday Night Live cold open from March 2021, which featured Maya Rudolph playing the host of a pandemic game show in which contestants tried to guess if spring breakers were — wait for it — snatched, vaxed, or waxed.
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Is “vaxed and waxed” a ridiculous, thirsty, slightly annoying saying? Certainly. But we’ve all been through a lot, and we’re excited to be vaccinated and get back out there. So we can have this unhinged motto as a treat, don’t you think?
From adding rhymes like “ready to relax” to making saxophone jokes, here’s an inspiring display of people celebrating their new vaxed and waxed statuses.
Hot girl summer 2021 is coming up baby. Ya girl is vaxed, waxed, and ready to relax 😎
— dani (@DaniiSalazarr) April 11, 2021
I’m at the 14 day mark since my second vaccine shot, so HOT DAMN, I am vaxed, waxed, and ready to learn the play the sax! 💉🕯🎷
— John Mackey #blacklivesmatter (@Ostimusic) April 16, 2021
running tally of how many times I’ve said “waxed and vaxed” this weekend: already 5
— Jen H (@klutzyqueen) April 17, 2021
Vaxed and waxed energy this summer, I know das right!!
— Keaton (@keeeeaton_) April 11, 2021
“We’re both vaxed and waxed… and ready to have sax”
— jdot (@_jdot23_) April 17, 2021
I am vaxed and waxed, as the kids say.
— JustinAg (@jma_justin) April 13, 2021
I just know, a club promoter somewhere is drawing up a Vaxed and Waxed party flyer
— Shego (@spkhp) April 19, 2021
get vaxed, waxed, and go live ur best damn life
— jam (@jvmiealexandria) April 19, 2021
If you’re vaxed, waxed, or both, congrats. But please stay safe this summer, because the coronavirus still very much exists.