Just one day after Florida congressman and Trump sycophant Matt Gaetz got horny on main for Tiffany Trump, well, the duo were back at it again on Thursday.
But Rep. Gaetz, a Florida Republican, insisted he and the youngest Trump daughter were just pals. “BREAKING: @TiffanyATrump and I are friends!” he wrote in a tweet to accompany a photo of the pair posing at a restaurant.
The post was clearly a response to some folks online speculating the two were something more than friends. The photo at the restaurant came just hours after Gaetz commented fire, heart, and heart eyes emoji to one of Tiffany’s pics, which is pretty much universally understood to be a horny comment.
Anyway, Gaetz and Trump aren’t collecting love as a response to their friendship, relationship, or whatever you want to call it. The jokes and dunks flooded in.
When I was 7, I kept a list of my friends, too, but we didn’t have Twitter back then so I had to just write it down in a notebook … https://t.co/NGY53Bl0kS
— Josh Chafetz (@joshchafetz) November 13, 2020
So, yeah, that’s your update on America’s anti-sweethearts. They’re just friends.